minus-squareGoodTransKitty@lemmy.ziptoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Long Island man wearing 9kg-metal necklace dies after being sucked into MRI machinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoNope. Tomato theory hold up better. linkfedilink
minus-squareGoodTransKitty@lemmy.ziptoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Long Island man wearing 9kg-metal necklace dies after being sucked into MRI machinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·1 day agoI imagine his head was plucked like a ripe tomato in the garden. linkfedilink
Nope. Tomato theory hold up better.