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What a terrible day to be literate

I’m not super well versed in the Bible but this has to be blasphemous, no?
A machine pretending to be Jesus? Ain’t that a false idol?

I don’t understand why anyone still watches him.
Like, is his commentary just that insightful and entertaining? Or is it just watching how far it’ll go?

Mofo shot himself on the leg for no reason lmaooooo

Lex Luther meets Adolf Hitler looks with blue eyes, and they just didn’t know what to do. They’re like melting.

Self-confidence is everything folks.
If you ever look into the mirror and feel a little silly for any reason, take a deep breath.
At least you’re not the clown who thinks Hitler x Lex Luther is attractive to any person.

A dominant narrative on /pol/ is basically that Kirk got in bed with the Jews and now he’s paid the price for trusting them.

Do things ever go any other way over there? 🙄

In a July 2024 broadcast, Carlson likewise cited his producer. “My producer’s like, ’No, it’s totally a pose. He was dating women just a few years ago. That’s totally fake.’ He’s not gay at all,”

Hold on, a guy that likes men AND women??? That’s suuuuper sketchy 🤨🤨🤨
Maybe we should have a name for that… Duo-sexual? Hmm, needs more brainstorming…

“So the penis opens up to accept the other penis right? Does it hurt?”

they are obsessed with the genitals and sex lives of queer people

“But like… Which one of you is the woman???”

Shit I’ve heard people say, unironically. God knows it took a lot of restraint to not berate them down.

Vibe coded Operating System. And Office suite. And cloud offering. And Enterprise. And SaaS. And game console.

What could go wrong?

Well, making it a drop of water is almost worse with the whole boiling oceans thing

Ooooh, we should do one for each of the elements!
The submarine was for the Water goddess, let’s say the bee was for the Wind.
Next up, Earth and Fire.

They really are the exact opposite of what they preach

Can’t lie, if I had to meet that dweeb IRL my matter would start decaying very fast too.

No you see, he was a communist demon because he committed the absolutely heresy of being 0.1% less conservative.

Can’t be the pope if you don’t hate minorities and immigrants ya know