Phantaloons

• Boring cis male
• Democratic Socialist
• Loves X-men, Pipe Tobacco, Fantasy and Sci-fi novels and Mark Twain
• Loves Hardcore, Metal, Prog, Post-everything and all of the mixes thereof
• Doesn’t care what flavor of left/blue you are. We can fight over who wins after the pedophile ruling class is dead and being beat with sticks like pinatas.
• Thinks he’s wittier than he is, but doesn’t think he’s that witty, so it levels out.

If you want a new vote, make a new party. Larp your fake liberal progress band-aids in someone else’s inbox. Bricks and Molotovs 2028. Tear it down.