

“Retail crime resulted in losses of $9.2 billion in Canada in 2024.”
I wonder how that compares to wage theft for the same period.


“Retail crime resulted in losses of $9.2 billion in Canada in 2024.”
I wonder how that compares to wage theft for the same period.


Next thing he’ll sell is a perpetual motion machine.


Lucky Goldstar specifically.


It’s going to feature a dentist chair and a bunch of weird heads on the walls, isn’t it?


I bet the snails were surprised to find out they were worth that much.


Hey now, there’s no law against selling pardons.


Have you tried not being poor?


Next up, approved haircuts.


The beauty of handguns is that they go with anything.


That’s all it takes?


President Poop


They should try closing for all days a week.


It’s so the machine can go pray to Robot Jesus.


<> was standard when I was learning math in junior high.


If there’s anything I’ve learned in the last few years, it’s that nothing has to make any sense.


Buttholes out against bastards.


Damned oppotunistic omnivores.
The “error” is the fucking case.