“Subparest” when you wanna sound fancy

Worser*

My conspiracy gland wonders whether that limit is ever adjusted for inflation, and since it’s (probably) not, if it’s intentional to funnel more money/people into the privatized prison system.

Looking forward to the remake of the Right Said Fred song.

I learned somewhere that this happens relatively frequently, because transporting a dead person the “correct” way is ridiculously expensive

I guess “penetrated by something that isn’t good for your health” is the common denominator

That’s gonna be my go-to line from now on whenever someone uses hell as a threat.

Nah, plastic makes for terrible anchors.

Source: Used to work on ships. Now I work on land with ships instead.

A gay fish

I’ve contracted covid twice. Both were when visiting the US. And that was before this numpty was in charge. This will not go well.