BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoMan steals 53 right shoes from store in Australia.www.dailymail.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square50linkfedilinkarrow-up1283arrow-down15file-text
arrow-up1278arrow-down1external-linkMan steals 53 right shoes from store in Australia.www.dailymail.co.ukBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square50linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareChainweasel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up152arrow-down3·edit-21 year agoIf he stole all of the right shoes, that means everything’s left. And if everything’s left, did he take anything?
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minus-squareThePantser@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·1 year agoIf the shoe don’t fit you must acquit.
minus-squaretigeruppercut@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 year agoThere’s plenty left: all the wrong ones. Seems pretty sinister of him…
minus-squareMeThisGuy@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoI dunno, I have 2 left feet so win win for me.
minus-squarePostingllamas@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 year agoYou looking for a job as his attorney?
minus-squareFuck u/spez@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoProsecutors hate this one weird trick!
If he stole all of the right shoes, that means everything’s left.
And if everything’s left, did he take anything?
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If the shoe don’t fit you must acquit.
There’s plenty left: all the wrong ones.
Seems pretty sinister of him…
I dunno, I have 2 left feet so win win for me.
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You looking for a job as his attorney?
Prosecutors hate this one weird trick!