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minus-squareAbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up108·1 year agoWorried about medicaid cuts? Just stop getting/being sick, duh! It’s really that simple!
minus-squarechaosCruiser@futurology.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42·1 year agoAlternatively, you could stop being so poor. Simple as that!
minus-squareTollana1234567@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoyou can buy your 5th house to rent and draw from your multimillionaire trust fund.
minus-squarechaosCruiser@futurology.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoYou can also borrow 100 million, build some commercial properties, and lease them to tenants.
minus-squareTollana1234567@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoor just sit on vacant lots .
minus-squareSteamymoomilk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·1 year agoNeed infinite power? Big electric doesnt want you to know this simple trick Me is very smort Electo patroium Me into office
minus-squareNoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoAlternatively, you should try being a velociraptor. I hear they don’t get sick nearly as often as humans.
minus-squarechaosCruiser@futurology.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoWhen was the last time you saw a velociraptor coughing from pneumonia? Never. How about a velociraptor with depression, anxiety, cancer or heart disease? Yeah, never seen any of that either. Those guys just handle it like it’s nothing.
Worried about medicaid cuts? Just stop getting/being sick, duh!
It’s really that simple!
Alternatively, you could stop being so poor. Simple as that!
you can buy your 5th house to rent and draw from your multimillionaire trust fund.
You can also borrow 100 million, build some commercial properties, and lease them to tenants.
or just sit on vacant lots .
Need infinite power?
Big electric doesnt want you to know this simple trick
Me is very smort
Electo patroium Me into office
Alternatively, you should try being a velociraptor. I hear they don’t get sick nearly as often as humans.
When was the last time you saw a velociraptor coughing from pneumonia? Never. How about a velociraptor with depression, anxiety, cancer or heart disease? Yeah, never seen any of that either. Those guys just handle it like it’s nothing.