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kebab@endlesstalk.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Woman attacked driver that hit, killed chicken that was crossing the road, per police

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Woman attacked driver that hit, killed chicken that was crossing the road, per police

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kebab@endlesstalk.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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A woman who stopped at an intersection to allow a chicken to cross the road allegedly attacked another driver with bear mace for killing the bird.
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    Oh no shit, it’s a thing? So that might not have been someone’s chicken, it was Key West’s chicken? If so, the “perp” is going to be fine.

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      Oh I guess I assumed it wasn’t just someone’s chicken, the article isn’t clear really.

      But yeah it’s a thing if they’re the wild ones I think. https://www.tampabay.com/archive/1999/05/30/protected-by-law-chickens-rule-the-roost-in-key-west/

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        If reincarnation is real I want to come back as a Key West Chicken.

        “They have no natural enemies on this island. We need some hungry foxes. . . . The cats won’t touch them. The chickens are meaner than anything.”

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