Hellfire103@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoWorld's oldest baby is born in the United Statesnews.sky.comexternal-linkmessage-square45linkfedilinkarrow-up1192arrow-down112
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minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·1 year agoFrozen can be fresher than “fresh” because it’s frozen at the optimal freshness rather than picked early and shipped, sitting on shelves for six months. It’s also less expensive than using fresh babies for the blood sacrifice.
minus-squareSkyezOpen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoYeah but you ever try to stab a frozen baby with a ritual knife? Such a pain.
Frozen can be fresher than “fresh” because it’s frozen at the optimal freshness rather than picked early and shipped, sitting on shelves for six months.
It’s also less expensive than using fresh babies for the blood sacrifice.
Yeah but you ever try to stab a frozen baby with a ritual knife? Such a pain.