After the rapture failed to happen on Tuesday, many Christians are blaming it on the fact Donald Trump hasn't released a trove of documents relating to Jeffrey Epstein
He was going to give Santa a call and verify but they had a falling out after a leprechaun and the Easter Bunny played a prank on them last Halloween and neither figured out it wasn’t the other who played the prank.
God needs to know who’s on the Epstein list?
He needs everyone to know.
He was going to give Santa a call and verify but they had a falling out after a leprechaun and the Easter Bunny played a prank on them last Halloween and neither figured out it wasn’t the other who played the prank.