I instigated a transatlantic Cockney rhyming slang version. In Cockney the rhyme is usually the word that’s missing, so you just have to know what it means.

For example:

• “Apples” -> apples and pears = stairs
• “Sky” -> sky rocket = pocket
• “North” -> north and south = mouth

Resulting in:

• USA: “Taking a dump”
• Dump -> Donald Trump (rhyme)
• Britain: “Going for a shit”
• Our family: “Going for a Donald”

I’m also writing this while going for a Donald.