slothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agoDog shoots owner in the back after jumping on shotgun left on bed: Policeabcnews.go.comexternal-linkmessage-square138linkfedilinkarrow-up1589arrow-down16
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minus-squareQwel@sopuli.xyzdeleted by creatorlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up48·6 months agoLooking at the news I would guess American houses are buit mostly out of loaded firerarms coddled together by zipties. And oversized fridges.
minus-squareInfinite@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·6 months agoSimilar words: coddled is treated carefully, cobbled is poorly constructed.
minus-squareBongles@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·6 months agoAnd those fridges show ads now
minus-squaredual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·6 months agoHey! I will have you know, mine also involves copious amounts of knives, duct tape, and drywall joint compound.
minus-squarePoik@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 months agoCan confirm. My anti intruder body pillow is a little uncomfortable sometimes.
Looking at the news I would guess American houses are buit mostly out of loaded firerarms coddled together by zipties. And oversized fridges.
Similar words: coddled is treated carefully, cobbled is poorly constructed.
And those fridges show ads now
Hey! I will have you know, mine also involves copious amounts of knives, duct tape, and drywall joint compound.
Can confirm. My anti intruder body pillow is a little uncomfortable sometimes.