Sahwa@reddthat.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoThieves dressed as Santa and his elves bust into grocery store and steal $3,000 worth of foodwww.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square55linkfedilinkarrow-up1381arrow-down17
arrow-up1374arrow-down1external-linkThieves dressed as Santa and his elves bust into grocery store and steal $3,000 worth of foodwww.independent.co.ukSahwa@reddthat.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square55linkfedilink
minus-squareSanctus@anarchist.nexuslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up206·1 day ago In an Instagram post, the Robins des ruelles said four masked “Santa Clauses” and a “swarm of elves” redistributed the alleged stolen goods after the symbolic “food drive” to community fridges across Montreal and under a Christmas tree in Place Valo Fuck yeah
minus-squarebklyn@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up76·1 day agoSanta Hood and his band of Merry Elves
minus-squareTribblesBestFriend@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41·1 day agoGod this story is getting better and better
minus-squareRhaedas@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up15·1 day agoI thought it was called “Christmas of elves”, not swarm.
minus-squareTachyonTele@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 day agoThe elves are drones, run by fiber cables
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Fuck yeah
Santa Hood and his band of Merry Elves
God this story is getting better and better
I thought it was called “Christmas of elves”, not swarm.
Depends how they are deployed.
The elves are drones, run by fiber cables