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minus-squareWanderWisley@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up62·3 days agoIf Jesus came back today maga would re-crucify him for being to woke.
minus-squareInternetCitizen2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·3 days agoHe might already be here… And in an ICE holding cell
minus-squareWorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoJesus? Go back to mexico, that carpenter job is for Americans only!
minus-squaredermanus@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 days agoSome brown guy talking about loving your neighbour and caring for the less fortunate? It’s downright unamerican!
minus-squareAsfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoThat’s why I don’t believe Jesus will come back, he must be afraid of to be crucified again.
If Jesus came back today maga would re-crucify him for being to woke.
And brown
He might already be here… And in an ICE holding cell
Jesus? Go back to mexico, that carpenter job is for Americans only!
Some brown guy talking about loving your neighbour and caring for the less fortunate? It’s downright unamerican!
That’s why I don’t believe Jesus will come back, he must be afraid of to be crucified again.