jeffw@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 年前Parishioners Report Priest for Saying Jesus Died With Erectionwww.thedailybeast.comexternal-linkmessage-square20linkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1external-linkParishioners Report Priest for Saying Jesus Died With Erectionwww.thedailybeast.comjeffw@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 年前message-square20linkfedilink
minus-squareryan213@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 年前Died with an erection or are the parishioners unable to get an erection anymore because Jesus took it away from them??
minus-squarejeffw@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 年前It’s a sin to get an erection, so Jesus took the burden and got the hardest cock you’ve ever seen.
minus-squareryan213@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 年前No wonder Mary Magdalene (??) got along so well with him.
minus-squareThaurin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 年前We’re really getting into Game of Thrones territory now…
Died with an erection or are the parishioners unable to get an erection anymore because Jesus took it away from them??
It’s a sin to get an erection, so Jesus took the burden and got the hardest cock you’ve ever seen.
No wonder Mary Magdalene (??) got along so well with him.
We’re really getting into Game of Thrones territory now…