VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 hours agoPortland judge says she’s too busy running for reelection to oversee trialswww.oregonlive.comexternal-linkmessage-square17linkfedilinkarrow-up1123arrow-down10
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minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 hours agoHmmmm. Maybe I can run for judge in Seattle as a novelty. “VOTE FOR ME! I’LL MAKE THE JUDGEMENTS WEIRD!!!” Like internet controlled testicle shockers for people who litter. That’d be a fun one! Vote for me!
minus-squaremika_mika@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 hours agoWhere can I sign up for the internet controlled testicle shockers?
minus-squareOwOarchist@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 hours agoYou’re going to need about 2 hours, an Arduino, a taser, and a Twitch account…
Hmmmm. Maybe I can run for judge in Seattle as a novelty.
“VOTE FOR ME! I’LL MAKE THE JUDGEMENTS WEIRD!!!”
Like internet controlled testicle shockers for people who litter. That’d be a fun one! Vote for me!
Where can I sign up for the internet controlled testicle shockers?
You’re going to need about 2 hours, an Arduino, a taser, and a Twitch account…