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beep@piefed.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago

Head of state-owned VTB bank says Russians should be ‘satisfied’ with their economy, tells sex joke about 80-year-old man

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Head of state-owned VTB bank says Russians should be ‘satisfied’ with their economy, tells sex joke about 80-year-old man

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beep@piefed.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago
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VTB bank chief Andrei Kostin closed his remarks at a conference of the Association of Russian Banks with a joke about an 80-year-old man who visits his doctor to complain about a ringing in his ears. The radio station BFM published video of Kostin’s appearance.

cross-posted from: https://piefed.world/c/onion/p/1147554/head-of-state-owned-vtb-bank-says-russians-should-be-satisfied-with-their-economy-tells

Otherwise, if you will excuse me, consider this joke: A patient comes to the doctor and says, ‘Doctor, I have a complaint: when I have sex, there’s a whistling in my ears.’ ‘How old are you?’ the doctor asks. ‘80,’ the pensioner replies. ‘And what were you expecting — applause?

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