Far from my first choice, but maybe he will bring that shotgun and double tap bit from Zombieland to the Bond franchise.
Maybe if bond had asperges this choice would make sense. He’s just a bit too quirky to make a decent bond
Cool take the worst crybaby of the DC universe and call him a super spy. Sounds like a win!
“The red coats are coming! The red coats are coming!”
Worst bond choice ever.
It’s weird that Jesse Eisenberg is like 40 years old. He has one of the ultimate babyfaces.
“Oh hi. Didn’t see you there Mr. Blofeld. What? Snooping around? No, no, no, no. I’m just looking… at… sorry, for bathrooms. Right! I’ll be on my way then.”
I really like Jesse Eisenberg but he should not be the next James Bond…
I would donate all my savings towards a movie/documentary of Jesse Eisenberg sitting at home alone and just living his life and entertaining himself with his drab hobbies, just so he is too busy to do any actual movies.
Literally anybody else, please
He likes to climb into refrigerators and close the door apparently. Not really a great hobby to promote.
Adjacent fact: the Time Machine in Back to the Future was initially based on a refrigerator, but they were afraid kids would start playing in an abandoned fridges and suffocate. So they switched it to the Delorean which partially led to the future with a stainless steel Swasticar designed by a Nazi who’s trying to take over the government.
So maybe it would have been better if they had promoted playing in fridges, and the moron kids from my generation would have been Darwin awarded out of the voting and gene pools.
I’m sure he’d be just as good in the role of James Bond as he was as Lex Luthor.
What?
Every time I hear the name Jesse Eisenberg, THIS IS ALL I CAN THINK OF
MARK ZUCKERBERG!
Absolute classic bit.
made a tongue-in-cheek offer
🙄
No thanks
