We could start by replacing broken ones with digital clocks using the money that would’ve gone towards fixing such machinery.

“They said, ‘Well, Saudi Arabia killed a journalist,’ and rest in peace, Jamal Khashoggi. I’m sorry that he got murdered in such a heinous fashion. And also, look, bro, Israel’s killed 240 journalists in the last three months, so I didn’t know y’all were still counting.”

he does have one well-thought message, albeit with incorrect addressing and postage

now that i look it up, he does already condemn israel much more than palestine (and gotten flak for it). he even called israel a war criminal back in oct 2023. i wonder how this hasn’t caused certain senators including MAGA to try and cancel him yet…

the article mentions that they’re close; it sounds like nathan told nick before getting involved in politics

new content farm strat just dropped

it’s more because hitler hated it

Nonetheless, Fraktur typefaces were particularly heavily used during the early years of the Nazi era, when they were initially represented as true German script. In fact, the press was scolded for its frequent use of “Roman characters” under “Jewish influence”, and German émigrés were urged to use only “German script”.[7] However, Hitler’s distaste for Fraktur saw it officially discontinued in 1941 in a Schrifterlass (“edict on script”) signed by Martin Bormann, which asserted that it was falsely called “Gothic” and actually consisted of Schwabacher “Jewish letters”.[8]

Calibri font becomes the latest DEI target as Rubio orders return to Times New Roman

You’re right. There was a case with Special Counsel Jack Smith on his Jan. 6 actions but the charges did not including threatening the VP.

The Curse of Kazuo Umezu: Yokai Transformation Scene

it is my personal opinion that the relevant law should be abolished, but since 1917 it’s been a felony to threaten bodily harm or kidnapping of those within the presidential line of succession, which does not include the mayor of new york city unless he decides to run for the presidential ticket or marry and become trump’s immediate family.

*trump was on the verge of being sentenced for threatening to hang mike pence until he won the election.

Turkey pardons, where every year the President saves two turkeys from being killed and eaten. These do not open the door to anything.

well the irony’d be in it anyway

—holy iambs, volume 14

the vaultkeepers alliance misplacing the key is what makes this such an amazing onion, though you probably agree, and I guess “Cryptographers unveil backdoor to every key ever created after losing key” would be an even better onion

Geoffrey Skelly, an analyst for Decision Desk HQ, responded on X: “If Kentucky had just remained part of Virginia in 1789, voters there could be voting for #VAGov right now. Their loss.”

The Louisville Democratic Party responded on X: “We are here for this energy. Kentucky, put our primary May 19, 2026 and Election Day, November 3, 2026 in your calendar for our next elections!”

Journalist Caitlin Huey-Burns wrote on X: “This is a good public service announcement.”

George Conway, a former Republican lawyer, responded: “There is a distinct possibility that some people are too stupid to participate in a democracy.”

is this seriously not the onion

nobody’s saying that SNAP is worse than nothing

anything else would be a disservice, frankly

No. It’s just “6-7”. It is not supposed to be a rating or something with actual meaning at all. It’s just a pattern.

“slop” didn’t explode in popularity this year tho

two

the act of persuasion involves a degree of acting

finally an article whose text is just as oniony

perhaps, but that’s also cruel…