Aatube
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Stuped person says stuped things, people boom
I have trouble with using tone in my words but not interpreting tone from others’ words. Weird, isn’t it?
Formerly on kbin.social and dbzer0
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•J.D. Vance, Not That One, Gets 2 Years in Prison for Threatening the Vice President
3·14 days agoYou’re right. There was a case with Special Counsel Jack Smith on his Jan. 6 actions but the charges did not including threatening the VP.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•J.D. Vance, Not That One, Gets 2 Years in Prison for Threatening the Vice President
211·15 days agoit is my personal opinion that the relevant law should be abolished, but since 1917 it’s been a felony to threaten bodily harm or kidnapping of those within the presidential line of succession, which does not include the mayor of new york city unless he decides to run for the presidential ticket or marry and become trump’s immediate family.
*trump was on the verge of being sentenced for threatening to hang mike pence until he won the election.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Trump Declares Biden’s ‘Autopen’ Turkey Pardons ‘Invalid’ at Thanksgiving Ceremony
4311·17 days agoTurkey pardons, where every year the President saves two turkeys from being killed and eaten. These do not open the door to anything.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Cryptographers Held an Election. They Can’t Decrypt the Results.
3·19 days agowell the irony’d be in it anyway
—holy iambs, volume 14the vaultkeepers alliance misplacing the key is what makes this such an amazing onion, though you probably agree, and I guess “Cryptographers unveil backdoor to every key ever created after losing key” would be an even better onion
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Kentucky official reminds residents they can't vote for New York City mayor
301·1 month agoGeoffrey Skelly, an analyst for Decision Desk HQ, responded on X: “If Kentucky had just remained part of Virginia in 1789, voters there could be voting for #VAGov right now. Their loss.”
The Louisville Democratic Party responded on X: “We are here for this energy. Kentucky, put our primary May 19, 2026 and Election Day, November 3, 2026 in your calendar for our next elections!”
Journalist Caitlin Huey-Burns wrote on X: “This is a good public service announcement.”
George Conway, a former Republican lawyer, responded: “There is a distinct possibility that some people are too stupid to participate in a democracy.”
is this seriously not the onion
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•IRS lawyer starts hot dog stand during shutdown, says he’s “never felt so free and fulfilled” - Dexerto
2·1 month agonobody’s saying that SNAP is worse than nothing
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Dictionary.com reveals '67' is its 2025 Word of the Year
15·1 month agoanything else would be a disservice, frankly
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Dictionary.com reveals '67' is its 2025 Word of the Year
74·1 month agoNo. It’s just “6-7”. It is not supposed to be a rating or something with actual meaning at all. It’s just a pattern.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Dictionary.com reveals '67' is its 2025 Word of the Year
31·1 month ago“slop” didn’t explode in popularity this year tho
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Kim Kardashian plans to leave fame behind as she becomes a certified lawyer in two weeks - Dexerto
6·2 months agothe act of persuasion involves a degree of acting
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Armed police swarm student after AI mistakes bag of Doritos for a weapon
7·2 months agofinally an article whose text is just as oniony
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Cisgender Boy Forced to Play on Girls' Sports Team Because of Birth Certificate Error
13·2 months agoperhaps, but that’s also cruel…
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Cisgender Boy Forced to Play on Girls' Sports Team Because of Birth Certificate Error
14·2 months agoLast year, Laker reportedly won a conference championship for the wrestling team at the school.
I wouldn’t blame him if he doesn’t compete feeling that it’s unfair for everyone else.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Cisgender Boy Forced to Play on Girls' Sports Team Because of Birth Certificate Error
32·2 months agoLaker Jackson “has been enrolled in QCUSD since elementary school and has been registered as a biological female throughout their time in our district,” the district’s statement read in part. “The day before basketball tryouts, the parent submitted a new birth certificate and a doctor’s note indicating a gender change. Our schools rely on a student’s original birth certificate at birth to determine athletic eligibility […] We informed the parent that documentation such as a chromosome analysis could be considered to help support or verify eligibility in accordance with policy.”
Becky Jackson told KNXV that the cheapest option for genetic testing her family was able to find would cost them $1,500 — with no guarantee that her son would be granted eligibility. “So who’s going to pay for that?”
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Is Taylor Swift's New Album Bad Enough To Trigger Class Consciousness?
1·2 months agoyeah, but seeing the private jet meme made me think of how only one of them i’ve seen was not about swift
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Is Taylor Swift's New Album Bad Enough To Trigger Class Consciousness?
32·2 months agoi agree that this is a problem but why is it always taylor swift that comes up when discussing private jets?













it’s more because hitler hated it