So the trooper sitting up a vehicle because a walnut falling from the tree into the roof startled him, is vindicated?

I love this sort of parody.

However it’s surpassed by reality. The banana stuck to a wall should win this every year.

I’m so tired of these sacks of shit

Don’t forget about the dangers of al cohol and candy!

Just like caravans, you remember how those where a thing in American politics once? What ever happened to them?

Now we can’t eat the pig thanks to sharia laws…

Here is s YouTube video of a former Mormon lady explaining the mysteries of the garments:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CZVrRWfDHYU&pp=ygUPbW9ybW9uIGNsb3RoaW5n

Oh that’s dark.

Bravo

^this guy jorts

I’ll be very patient with this one, Pete.

Well there’s a lower side to the IQ spectrum. It’s why I like to call people idiots.

Any IQ test is hard for him

Ok Bob, imma need you to successfully masturbate three times a day, for a month.

If you can deliver you get to discuss this subject, otherwise stfu.

Ok Bob, I’ll need you to successfully wank five times a day for a month.

Then we’ll talk

I may or not have implied a bit of that, yes.

It was kind of uncomfortable as the medal is hung from the neck…

I was pretty sure you had redeemable qualities, I was joking too, as I was pretty sure you weren’t actually Jordan Peterson ;)

I’m not sure. You are the one confused about you being Jordan Peterson or not.

I guess that the question boils down to to having redeemable qualities. At least using your own definition.

If you have them then you aren’t Jordan Peterson, of you don’t than I have bad news.

Quite a read. The attorney general acting as attorney for the president.

I mean I’d be knew beforehand he was going to choke on it he would obviously not have eaten the meal.

He was hungry enough to consume it, even though it clashed with his dietary wishes.

It’s the blatant disregard for the well being of their passengers that is the main takeaway of this article.

I have some tulips to sell to this guy