

I’m going after the Snickers. That’s the King of Candy Bars.


I’m going after the Snickers. That’s the King of Candy Bars.


Really, if we’re going to be having a Nepo-Baby tournament, let’s start filling out brackets. And don’t forget to have a Women’s Division, lots of dipshit Nepo-Baby women, too.
While Hunter and the Trumps are having it out to open the tournament, let’s get the Women’s Division started with the Kardashians.
Oh, yeah, I forgot to say, primary rule is that all battles are to the death. Two go in, one comes out.


They both have the intellect of a root vegetable. So Jr is a rutabaga, he isn’t any more intelligent that that turnip.
And frankly, Hunter is a yam, at best.


No, ALL those modeling agency creeps were child sex pimps.


Yeah, it looks she barely knows Maxwell, or anything about young girls hanging around.


The best way to end those rumors is to appear in front of a Congressional investigative committed for questioning.


Of course he was.


Like a Bug Repellant Dildo.


Excellent, but “Keep the skeeters off your Peter” has better flow.


For a lot of these guys, it seems being gay is more about the stereotypical gay behavior. Discrete sex with other men is fine, but acting stereotypical is Gay.


Just a little male bonding, it’s not gay.


I’m terrible at remembering lyrics. That’s why I can’t be a singer.
Well that, and my voice is even worse than my ability to remember lyrics.
But if it wasn’t for that, I’d be a great singer.


“Those who ignore history, are doomed to repeat it.”
It’s supposed to be cautionary, but for conservatives, it’s a game plan.


It was a pretty big deal in 2000, too, with Y2K. It wasnt the literal end of the world they were afraid of, more like a computer end of the world, but it turned out to be as overblown as Y1K.


Valid, good post.


They been saying it a lot longer than that. The 7th Day Adventists, who own all the hospitals in my area, are a Mormon splinter group who followed a guy who had calculated the exact date of the end of the Earth, and that was way back in the late 19th century. He kept re-calculating and moving the date.
End of the world predictors have been around far longer than that.


Sticker? They give you that whole colorful laminated brochure in the seat pocket. Besides, we know the drill. Just take note of the exits. If we even survive the crash, get out of the plane through the nearest hole. It’s not that complicated.


The deaf community should get together and lobby to pass a regulation that Flight Attendants have to do their safety speech with Sign Language for the deaf, and name it after the flight attendant who caused it, so every other flight attendant will know who to hate.


They disbanded themselves? That just means they’ll regroup under a different name. They’re MAGAs, they don’t do ANYTHING in good faith, and the young ones are probably the most sociopathic.
UCF is a state school, so it is managed by the state government, and DeSatan has been active in manipulating the state colleges. That’s why I was surprised when they disbanded, because DeSatan would probably defend them (I did not hear his reaction, if he had one). Now I realize they’ll just pop up again as The Young MAGAturds or whatever.
That’s the entire MAGA world.