

Got footage of their first recruits at boot camp: 


Got footage of their first recruits at boot camp: 


It’s LA, nobody drives there, they all just sit in traffic.


If you want higher crime pay the criminals better!


My Temu order coming in as expected


She probably feels the more involved we are with Israel vs Iran, the less involved we will be with Trump vs Americans. The lady has priorities on who she wants to die first.
That’s cause Pete did an 8-ball and a case of Coors Light™ beforehand


Hmm, let’s see… I like Trump cause he totally doesn’t smell like shit like people say. He’s also the smartest man in America and not incredibly stupid like his college professors wrote. He’s also as ethical as an oil corporation. His spray tan is a lovely orange and does not make him look cheap, fat and trashy.


It’s the same suit he wore when he was 16 too.



He’s going to tariff tacos next


Damn ships always trampling over my rhubarb


I’ll never remember this new one


I can’t believe this is the 17th one this month!


Joe Biden strikes again!
Not me cause I chug the whole thing piping hot. Really burns up my mouth but what can you do?