minus-squareCIA_chatbot@lemmy.worldtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Polish general fired after anti-tank mines found in Ikea warehouselinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·16 days agoThat General was just trying to get supplies to the people trapped in the infinite IKEA! https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3008 linkfedilink
minus-squareCIA_chatbot@lemmy.worldtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Truck carrying aggressive monkeys infected with hepatitis, herpes, and COVID crashes in MississippilinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 months agoHey this one was NOT my fault, I only work outside of US borders linkfedilink
minus-squareCIA_chatbot@lemmy.worldtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Charlie Kirk’s Image Could Be Printed on New U.S. CurrencylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·4 months agoHey, don’t kink shame my ass pennies fetish linkfedilink
minus-squareCIA_chatbot@lemmy.worldtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Charlie Kirk’s Image Could Be Printed on New U.S. CurrencylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·4 months agoI’ve always wanted an excuse to wipe my ass with money linkfedilink
That General was just trying to get supplies to the people trapped in the infinite IKEA! https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3008