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7 months agoTHATS THE JOKE!!!
you daft ass mf
Canaconda
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Buddy if you tell jokes to make other people laugh… sorry that sucks. Wouldn’t’ wish that on my worst enemy.
I’m lmao and y’all are shitting bricks about math
No I was making a joke and everyone decided they were gonna do a full autism about it
I can’t because probability is bullshit lol.
Damn you guys have no sense of humour.
Damn must suck to be born without a sense of sarcasm.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birthday_problem
Very easy to google ngl.
Probability is bullshit. If you have 23 people in a room the chances of 2 of them having the same birthday are mathematically 50%.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birthday_problem
edit: I keep forgetting you can’t make jokes without explaining them to redditors.
I even italicized “mathematic” out of reverence.
The vagina licking version of “Hawk Tuah”
Americans absolutely poop their pampers when CBSA tells them their arsenal can’t come north with them to the family camping ground.
Trust fund babies. Just like here.
The global economy is so broken that there’s barely financial incentive to become a doctor anymore. The system only sustained for so long because we outsourced medical training to places like South Africa.
Plato: “Man is a featherless biped”
H&M: “He’s too dangerous to be left aloud”
Leopards Eating Punim
IIRC medals can’t be made of lead
Even moreso than the dudes who shot their own dicks to own the libs
Big women, strong women, tears streaming down their faces saying SIR! Can we please adorn your tooth brushed mustachio with our undergarments?
Confirmed: When I read this headline I thought “uhhh kinda weird; who asked?”
Qanon. Of course Qanon asked.
AI discovering new zero-days isn’t the real issue though.
AI’s ability to seamlessly implement every single known vulnerability is the problem that can attack us at scale.
An AI trained on devices, software versions, and vulnerabilities could literally identify targets just by the hardware. It would passively identify and attack anything with out of date security software.
It’s inevitable and we won’t know it exists until one day some crazy number of the network routers in the world all stop working more or less at the same time.