Fuck yeah

This is some Black Mirror shit.

Because you are smiling at the fünny joke

Wouldn’t rerouting be more fuel-intensive in most scenarios, though? I feel like burning more fuel to make fewer clouds isn’t the right play.

I think you underestimate how popular AI dating has become lately.

And you all really thought she had a better chance than sleepy Joe?

Nobody thought that. We weren’t given a choice, though.

Am I the only one that thinks 15% is way too high of a chance to be rolling the dice like that? I’ve played enough XCOM to know that even a 99% success rate will still bite you in the ass.

He had Charlie Kirk on before he got kirked.

Here’s to hoping that lightning strikes twice, then. 🤞

Shoot him, anyway.

I’m starting to think this guy might be a racist. 🤔

So glad I left that shithole state. Tired of Ken “Securities Fraud” Paxton wasting my tax dollars on frivolous bullshit like this.

I came across this article and went to see if anybody posted it to Lemmy. While searching, I found this post about the same fucking company’s beds.

https://mlmym.lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/27665288

Grand Old Pedophiles

I’m sorry, what sort of “hacktivist” group targets water treatment plants? That’s not hactivism, that’s terrorism.

… themselves. They’re coming for themselves. Republicans literally want Sharia law, just with lighter complexion.

Yeah, I don’t think it’s mold. Or demons. Dude’s 120% back on the benzos.

engaged to someone that appears to be a Magat

Where do you get this from? I’m not super caught-up with Taylor Swift’s lore, but I know that Kelce is largely progressive, and has quietly supported Kamala.

“Do you want to be as dead as this dead fuck? Then sign right up!”

It’s unbelievable how they’ve politicized and weaponized politics, it’s incredible.

Ah yes, democrats have politicized politics. I swear, I’ve never seen a clip where Bartiromo doesn’t look and sound absolutely sloshed.

You’re not thinking like a lawyer.

“Your honor, the defendant viciously and recklessly launched a dangerous substance - known to scientists as ‘dihydrogen monoxide’ - at my client. This chemical compound is commonly used in industrial cleaning operations and as a coolant in nuclear reactors. We seek damages up to $10,000,000,000 for pain and suffering.”