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  • Aliens!! Tequila also must summon Aliens…
    See, I once was out drinking tequila in the town with my mates then, in a blink of an eye, it was the next day and I was in my bed. I think I was abducted by Alienssss.

    Whisky too.
    There’s been a few times when drinking whisky that I’ve either teleported to a completely different place. Or lost large swathes of time but stayed in the same place.
    Also those aliens would sometimes puke on me, or strip me and leave me in my bath then shit on me. Those quirky filthy bastards!!


  • Also it wasn’t exactly a surprise that the us started a war with Iran.
    That fat orange barrel of scabies has been yapping on about it for over a decade on xhitter and CuntSocial. It was in the Epstein files that it would happen if backed into a corner.

    Then there were posts on here, and other sites, around 5 or 6 days before it happened about troops eating better and being mobilised etc.
    Hell, we aren’t american yet even my wife knew about it a few days before when I suggested it would happen within a week.
    Ok, yes, I didn’t know the exact date but we knew it was going to happen very soon.

    The truly shocking thing is what happened to little girls school.
    And I don’t mean it was shocking that they did it, no I expect this regime of ShitGoblins to do terrible things like targeting schools. I mean the devastation and deaths of innocent school kids is shocking.


  • “Old Woman Overreacts” could be another title.

    Source:
    Me. I help out at a local village social club full of old women and, oh yes, do they love you overreact and complain about everything. Everything!!
    “Did you hear about that fire that happened down the road? It made a right smell, it did. It was caused by a tumble dryer, you know. Back in my day it wouldn’t have happened, we didn’t use dryers. We used our hands and hung things the line, that’s the proper way to dry clothes. Kids these days always trying to do things wrong.
    And did you hear about Glasgow train station catching fire? A vape store caused it. It wouldn’t have happened back in my day we didn’t use vapes, we smoked. Kids these days always wanting to yada yada blah blah moan moan blah…”