

Using these semen eye drops really made me look hard at what they were doing…


Using these semen eye drops really made me look hard at what they were doing…


This is just a super duper greatttttt idea from thepaedowife, because, as we all know, that the only thing that can kill a bad guy with a gun is a good robot with a rocket.
I’m absolutely positive the gun toting weirdos that plague american schools will not use this to their advantage.
Plus they get rid of those pesky teachers who can teach kids to think for themselves!!


Wha…what are going on about? I think you mean Jabba the Hunk!!!
According to whitehouse doctors that orange slab of beefy beef is 6 foot 5 and 220 pounds. Just perfection!! There’s never been a more fitter or healthy president! EVER!


“Robert Mueller Some racist pervert dude just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people!”
Wait. Am I doing this right?


Aliens!! Tequila also must summon Aliens…
See, I once was out drinking tequila in the town with my mates then, in a blink of an eye, it was the next day and I was in my bed. I think I was abducted by Alienssss.
Whisky too.
There’s been a few times when drinking whisky that I’ve either teleported to a completely different place. Or lost large swathes of time but stayed in the same place.
Also those aliens would sometimes puke on me, or strip me and leave me in my bath then shit on me. Those quirky filthy bastards!!


Also it wasn’t exactly a surprise that the us started a war with Iran.
That fat orange barrel of scabies has been yapping on about it for over a decade on xhitter and CuntSocial. It was in the Epstein files that it would happen if backed into a corner.
Then there were posts on here, and other sites, around 5 or 6 days before it happened about troops eating better and being mobilised etc.
Hell, we aren’t american yet even my wife knew about it a few days before when I suggested it would happen within a week.
Ok, yes, I didn’t know the exact date but we knew it was going to happen very soon.
The truly shocking thing is what happened to little girls school.
And I don’t mean it was shocking that they did it, no I expect this regime of ShitGoblins to do terrible things like targeting schools. I mean the devastation and deaths of innocent school kids is shocking.


“Old Woman Overreacts” could be another title.
Source:
Me. I help out at a local village social club full of old women and, oh yes, do they love you overreact and complain about everything. Everything!!
“Did you hear about that fire that happened down the road? It made a right smell, it did. It was caused by a tumble dryer, you know. Back in my day it wouldn’t have happened, we didn’t use dryers. We used our hands and hung things the line, that’s the proper way to dry clothes. Kids these days always trying to do things wrong.
And did you hear about Glasgow train station catching fire? A vape store caused it. It wouldn’t have happened back in my day we didn’t use vapes, we smoked. Kids these days always wanting to yada yada blah blah moan moan blah…”


Issues I have with that title…
Firstly that fat thing isn’t a he, it’s a barely human shaped disgusting blob of stumbling genital warts.
Secondly, leader? Haha, and HAHAHAHA. A leader leads. That thing can only lead his paedo mates to little kids to do more child rapes.
Thirdly. Break North Korea… HA. The only thing that cunt breaks is a sweat. Usually when it’s trying to not shit the bed.
The fucking useless, old, dementia riddled, imbecile should just fuck off and die.


No need to show off, big boy. Been sipping the chocolate boner juice have you?


Is that all it takes to get a key job in the us government nowadays?
Maybe it was just one guy doing it all…?


Well he joined the reform party so the racism is implied.
The hate for brown people all depends on age, if they are older than about 15 then yes, he hates them completely.
However if they are younger than 15 then no, he realllllly likes them. The younger they are the more he wants to ‘come into contact with his constituents’.


I know I am.


That was just the incontinence.


The thing is if these bombings are supposed to be distracting everyone from the tRUMP-Epstein files then why is it called Operation Epstein War?


“Hey, you know my mate Steve, the one just released from prison for bank robbery? Well he just asked to borrow my gun, my balaclava, and was carrying a bag that said ‘SWAG’ on it…I wonder what he’s doing entering that bank? Haaa, it’s probably nothing.”


“Sick Indecent Rapist”


It’s not as young as it once was! Give it time!!!


“This film looks good” says the obese orange imbecilic child rapist, “19, ugh, yuck, too old. Now 8, though, oh boy, are you’re talking my language. 4, oooooh yeah, just right, let me get my hands on you, little one!” {saliva dribbles out of that horrible fat mouth}
“Sir, it’s 1984, just like the year. Not the ages of little girls.”
“Wha…well that’s just a stupid film title. I’m going to sue. Get me my lawyer…and a hamberder. And another pair of pants. Someone took a shit in mine, again!”
Again?
Ohhhh, live on faux news. Yes, that’s a bit different from last time he had
BubbaBibi in that disgusting hole on that disgusting orange face.