Working for an unfeeling entity that only cares about profits and doesn’t care about you.

Sounds like working for any large corporation but with better pay.

It’s like a joke from The Simpsons for crying out loud

That’s some Tarantino villain level bullshit.

Microslop does have a strong pattern of going all-in on terrible decisions and completely ignoring customer backlash until it gets bad enough that the board of directors finally notices and the “visionary” moron in charge who keeps trying to force that bad idea down everyone’s throats gets finally replaced way too late. But not before being given a golden parachute because at that level, incompetence is still rewarded with absurd amounts of money.

If you smoke enough you won’t be able to see inside again.

New suggested title for the article:

“Billionaire executive can’t understand why their minimum salary employees don’t want to sacrifice their personal lives to make her even more money”.

Opening the door to cancelling pardons.

Are you SURE you want to do this, Donald?

Sycophants. That’s all that’s left in his inner circle.

Any market bubble is good when you have access to privileged information to know when to sell in time.

Fortunately they are currently only equipped with non lethal capabilities. So it’s going to be fun to watch the consequences of someone hacking into them and people to realize how much of a bad idea this was

“Today, at my direction, every member of the joint force, at every rank, is required to take a PT test twice a year, as well as meet height and weight requirements twice a year, every year of service,” he said.

So he’s going to use the BMI to tell whether someone is obese or not. BMI is great for statistics, but terrible for assessing individuals. A lot of military guys do bodybuilding and would be assessed as “obese” by the BMI even though they are fitter than most.

For example: I work out, have no visible fat, can run 10k under 50 minutes and still fall right into the “overweight” category because I lift weights. And I don’t even consider myself particularly big.

What about the fat president?

Those are the guys we keep being told not to call Nazis because it’s “too polarizing”.

Since these kinds of people love to shoehorn divine intention into everything, what does that specific case mean?

Some drug traffickers use existing brands to “market” themselves.

Here’s some Afghan heroin seized and destroyed by the international coalition on the Arabian Sea in 2021:

Marge: “Florida, nooo!”

Florida: “What?”

Marge: “Sorry, force of habit. Pensylvania, nooo!”

I can’t wait to see how much of a disaster this will be.

Are those the dangerous gangmembers Trump was talking about?

More jazz hands to distract media attention from the Epstein scandal

Coming up next week: Captchas where you have to click on all the pictures containing non-white people