It seems you have problems with running your multi billion dollar rocket. Would you like me to help you with that?

That cat is clearly a cartel agent!

That’s not nice! You should give them back!

That’s the only time I’d ever be willing to watch his content.

The whole administration consists of the most vile, revolting and off-putting people, he’ll fit right in.

Yet.

Or, you know, drop a few bombs. Seems to be all the rage these days.

Actually, him being a giant alien roach who wears a human skin as a disguise is the most convincing theory for explaining his behaviour.

You can’t expect Secretary Kegseth to understand such high-falutin’ concepts.

Prepare yourself for three more years of this crap until she loses again.

The people perpetrating the end of modernity warn of the end of modernity and blame the people who are trying to prevent said end. Where does narcissism end and where does delusion start?

Just don.t.

Catchy.

Totally accidental, I’m sure.

Banana stabbings are up 200% in that area.

Won’t anybody think of the investors!

Obviously, anyone who doesn’t like their people being genocided by the CCP must be a CIA operative.

It literally says so in the article.

Does telling the truth count as a defence against libel accusations in Switzerland?

Rules only ever apply to the out-group.

I’m sure they’ll figure out how to make it even more dystopian soon.