Just when you thought AI couldn’t play any deeper into the delusions of the stupid and gullible. Bravo AI. Now excuse me while I go lay down on some train tracks.

My God, you’ve cracked it.

They feed on it. They’re attention vampires.

Too late dipshit, he’s already in the White House.

If it was deliberate I will laugh for a week straight. That guy deserves a medal.

But what if, now hear me out, we make fun of him in whatever way will make him miserable.

So what, 5 year olds driving them need to go to the slammer?

Oh definitely rad. I grew up in the 80s, I know rad when I see it.

Well on the plus side it’s not like they’ll ever be able to afford to travel internationally.

Sounds like Florida is pulling ahead of Texas in their race to the bottom.

Good on her. Fuck the cops. Too bad the police spend must of their budgets on lawsuits instead of, ya’know, vetting and training.

“Bring me the messenger so I can shoot him.”

-The Orange Jackass

Nope, that’s Zero-G jizz because Microsoft.

“You will be friends with the floating jizz was and you will thank us for it, or else.”

-Microsoft, allegedly.

No he cheats at golf poorly. If he did it well he wouldn’t get caught all the time.

Who’s a bussy bitch? Trump’s a bussy bitch.

Better to just burn the money; at least you can keep warm that way, maybe cook some hot dogs.

Okay 3 things.

1. 9 kg is 2.2 lb, which is ridiculous, and can’t be good on your neck. The article says 20 lb, so one of those is wrong. I’m gonna guess the metric one is writing since in America we measure everything in Freedom Units™

2. Did the “no metal” warning sign go missing or was he just illiterate?

3. That must have been a horrible mess to have to clean up.

Not surprising. They didn’t plan ahead whatsoever and thought “it’ll all work out” as if Conservative promises held more weight than the hot air required to speak them.