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That moment when your erection rips out of your skin and the tip knocks over your laptop.

I never would have thought that astronauts could be so relatable.

It’s been working as described for over 2,000 years.

I have a teleporter too.

Oh so he’s a Russian plant. Good to know.

Cool story bro.

Their hyper-conservative, hyper-religious cultural programming has them willing to do anything to alleviate the cognitive dissonance caused by is contrast with their natural inclinations. Because toxicly masculine patriarchy runs their world, they have no idea how to process their emotions and so they can out. They feel a deep rooted need to adhere to their socia pressuresl and psychological programming, and the result is their contradicting activities, and venomous denial of their taboo activities and thoughts.

I don’t have a solution, other than to stay the fuck away from these places.

Gawd fucking damnit.

Sounds like a civil rights lawsuit. Good job Frontier.

For somebody acting as violently masculine as possible he sure is a pussy-ass bitch.

This is the equivalent of waking up from a coma via mallet to the head but even more unlikely.

Screen presence, kinda attractive, sycophant, rich (ish). Ya’know, the only criteria he gives a fuck about.

He must not have their insurance underwriters in his stock portfolio.

But the unadvertised “Brick Mode” still works perfectly.

We can always trust Drunk Pete to say something stupid in front of a camera.

I get that.

I agree with you on the “going forward” part. It sounds inane. “Folks” on the other hand I disagree with for two reasons. One, where I live, it’s a pretty standard term, as in “hey there folks” as well as a synonym for “parents” depending on context.

The other, I’ve started using it as a gender neutral in place of things like “ladies and gentlemen.” People who get mad about using peoples’ correct pronouns, aka conservative assholes, are completely blind to it being for that purpose. While it’s not something that matters very often for me, it’s useful and therefore just an easy habit to adopt that’s harmless in all contexts.

It’s almost like the ability to confidently blather insane buzz words has no connection to the ability to do any work whatsoever.

Just don’t pay it.