Pickleball is basically badminton played with ping pong paddles. It was named after a dog named Pickle. It’s actually pretty fun.

I love pickleball.

Further to the point, the only canon contact he’s made with humans was as… wait for it… a burning bush.

The bearded old dude was after Rome finally decided that Christianity was cool, and they decided to update his pfp to Jupiter. And it stuck.

It isn’t a joke. Jokes are funny. This isn’t funny. If hasn’t been funny, ever.

Ideally, there is no necrozoophilia happening.

It’s not about the fact that this was necrozoophilia. The real issue is that wildlife can contract communicable diseases and pass them on to humans.

There’s about as much morally wrong with fucking a deer as there is eating a bat.

My nephew told me about how a kid at school got punched for doing it on the playground because so many kids are fucking sick of the meme.

“I don’t know anything about Pokémon Go. But I need you to Pokémon Go to the Polls.”

So… the how good was the pizza?

I’ve heard of an explosive orgasm before, but this is ridiculous.

If it doesn’t have flared base, your ass will ‘swallow’ it. Pretty quickly, in fact. Don’t fuck around with this, it’s the most embarrassing ER trip you will have.

Because HIPAA be damned, you will end up being mocked online for weeks, and the shame will be yours, even if your name is omitted from the news cycle.

I saw Andor as a blaring, screaming, raging wakeup-call for anyone who thinks that sitting and thinking about doing something is the same as doing something.

“Trump! You incompetent (belch) boob! I told you to get the satellite linkup system signed and sealed, and what did you do? You let those lousy, disgusting Teenage Antifa Ninja Humans foil your plans again!”

Harkness Rules.

And if she’s choosing to appear as a kid to lure pedos in so she can kill them with fire and eat their ashes, more power to her. Like Chris Hansen but with a hell of a lot more time on her hands.