There’s nothing remotely oniony about this. Couchfucker would absolutely do this in any situation.

DEI, or whatever stupid new buzzword they’re told to use.

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Most expected, least satirical title.

I get that and appreciate the explanation.

But at least to me this doesn’t read as satirical in the least. Which has been a trend for awhile. Nottheonion has become politics2 because people are just posting anything. The comments reflect the same. I haven’t seen anyone say “Oop, you got me” in months.

How is this even remotely onion-like?

Are people even trying to post stuff relevant to the community anymore?

Illegal? They’ve never heard the word.

Since when during this admin was legality considered?

I know one way this wouldn’t be a thing…

Is this where I mention antifa and trans people?

It’s pickled to perfection already.

Why not all three?

He wants to finish making Idiocracy a documentary.

Steve Bannon’s face should be designated a terrorist organization.

Florida doesn’t do much thinking.

That’s exactly what the phrase means. I can guarantee you that smart traders made a good chunk off the dip.