minus-squareGreenBeanMachine@lemmy.worldtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Donald Trump Says He Wants 'Ownership' of Greenland Because It's 'Psychologically Important for Me'linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up49·1 day ago“I have a limp dick and can’t fuck kids anymore, I need emotional support.” linkfedilink
minus-squareGreenBeanMachine@lemmy.worldtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Filipino woman worships green statue for 4 years, finds out it is animated character ShreklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·3 days agoThe ears are literally the only thing making it Shrek. Shrek is just Buddha with weird ears. linkfedilink
“I have a limp dick and can’t fuck kids anymore, I need emotional support.”