I don’t understand what you mean? I am breathing.

I would be dead if I wasn’t.

obviously.

that was sarcasm by the way. just want to make sure you know that I’m being obtuse enough so that you and everyone else knows that it was indeed not obvious.

perhaps if you read deeper than surface level I wouldn’t have to sound like a pompous arrogant ass.

but don’t worry, I’ll humble myself to speak to you on your terms.

just so you realize, my comment was satirical and the fact that you read it literally, reported it, and a mod removed it is exactly what I was critiquing.

Removed by mod