all the children are starting to come home for spring break.

my advice, ignore them. they’ll go back to college in a few months.

I don’t understand what you mean? I am breathing.

I would be dead if I wasn’t.

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just so you realize, my comment was satirical and the fact that you read it literally, reported it, and a mod removed it is exactly what I was critiquing.

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