I almost put this here, but the last part ruined the joke :/

Can you imagine? Cynical machoman invader can’t be seen as Snow White :D

yes, even seagulls, apparently https://www.americanoceans.org/facts/can-you-eat-seagull/

https://www.historyanswers.co.uk/people-politics/napoleons-battle-against-rabbits/

hahahhahahahahaha

This one aged like Whiskey.

Great, I searched for long pork recipes and now I guess I’m on a ton of watchlists 😐

even the thumbnail is oniony

At this point, if this is a question of dirt (and not just being a manipulable fool), it is either kids or being pegged at some gay orgy, anything else his base would completely ignore.