no one will ever suspect your masturbation aid is actually a jar full of noxious chemicals.

Oooohhh, that might explain the nonstop burn I’ve been feeling

Can you lend me the multiverse jumper? I can’t get mine to work at all

I’m fired, aren’t I?

Now now, we don’t use that kind of language here, this is a family company, because our bonds create greater amplification of the synergies between the aligned areas. HR Family Relations will have a constructive discussion about your behavior paradigm within the family

“I got the VC money, not my problem anymore!”

You mean that Chinpokomon episode was right all long?

Despite the name, the detective is a skinny little boy.

Stealing this comment from the link:

Steven founded Intrepid Studios in 2015 and for years claimed to be the sole owner with no board and no investors. State filings confirm he was CEO, Director, and Secretary. His words: “I am the sole share owner in the company. I don’t have to answer to a board.” The 2017 Kickstarter raised $3.27M from nearly a 20k backers with an explicit promise: “In the case that Ashes of Creation does NOT launch, we promise to refund all backers in full.” Sharif personally guaranteed refunds from his own wealth in a PC Gamer interview.

Despite claiming full funding, lawsuits piled up. Sada Systems sued for $850k in unpaid cloud fees. Aetna filed a debt collection suit. Streamline Media sued over unpaid battle royale assets. California EDD filed ~$50k in payroll tax liens starting in 2020. The Ya-Ya Legacy Trust, a 9.7% shareholder, sued in 2024 after being denied access to financial books and bank statements. Sharif’s other entity, Trek Holdings LLC, was suspended by the state.

In November 2025, Sharif transferred his home to his spouse — asset protection before creditors arrived. On December 11, Intrepid rushed an unfinished Alpha 2 onto Steam Early Access, technically “launching” the game and voiding the Kickstarter refund promise. On January 16, 2026, Karen Boreyko — co-founder of Vemma, an MLM shut down by the FTC as a pyramid scheme, connected to Sharif through the XanGo/Vemma world — filed a UCC lien securing her claim on Intrepid’s assets. Layoffs began. On January 31, Sharif resigned via Discord blaming “the board” for unethical decisions. WARN Act notices followed. The studio couldn’t make payroll.

> be me
> have money
> like “i can get away with pedophilia” money
> can get any woman i want
> lil’ me won’t get hard
> gold digger says it’s ok, i can hear her laugh
> everyone giggles when i’m around
> hear rumors of how i was cheated by every gf and wife
> time to fix this shit
> coke’n cialis combo
> get dick surgery
> get ready for the pornstar dick, bitches!
> unlicensed medics
> forgot to tell them i was high af
> die in surgery\

A dick lost his life

Someone throw some green-painted dirt on his face and tell him “Here’s your greenland, now fuck off”

Better take a double dose just to be sure

“We came, we saw, he died”

I need to see that in action. I also wonder what it does to clean private parts

I bet the boss of those agents will be all too happy to walk back and forth between cubicles. You know, for moral support

Makes me wonder how people in ye olde times worked around removing objects lodged inside their bumholes

1 guy 1 jar comes to mind

Oh my god, AF’s home page feels like it’s from 2004

The market, well known for its thoughtfulness and discipline, is sure to remain so.

You can’t have peace with people around, duh!

From what I hear, every big football association is an endless swamp of corruption