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“The poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco. Kuzco’s poison. That poison?”

Just replace Kuzco with any number of evil people fucking shit up rn.

The real absurdity of this is that the dude doesn’t just generate kids from AI.

The dude Ben Stiller played in Heavyweights is a real guy? :O

I feel like Sloppysoft is most accurate because Microslop implies they are only making a little and not shifting to entirely slop.

Tough shit, Sloppysoft.

pulls out Physick Flask full of liquid meth and PCP

“UNLIMITED STAMINA!”

Home ownership is now a soulslike? I’ve been training for this my whole middle-aged life.

Fart into it. Make them suffer.

I was just making a joke, but I suppose it doesn’t even need to be manned. Just big enough to pack cocaine in and remote pilot or self-guide to a destinstion like a torpedo. And that could be cheap.

Were they so wealthy they were just buying brand new narco-submarines every shipment? 🤔

This just means in order to remove them at home, you have to buy a special screwdriver.

Nintendo did this for decades, and it was still super easy to obtain the special screwdriver for their special screws.

I, too, immediately thought of The 5th Element.

When the orange turd dies or otherwise is out of office, we should just remove his plaque entirely and pretend like he never even existed.

That doesn’t really narrow things down.

Afaik, and I was a merchant marine in my late teens, you could literally see the vessel sink and claim the flotsam for yourself, even if the shipwreck has survivors.

But I mean… It never came up outside of training classes 🤷‍♂️

Thats not how maritime law works… Flotsam belongs to whomever finds it first.

But see, that would require reading the article and not just the headline.

I’ve been saying we should go back to calling it Grid Iron because it sounds cooler. But now we have to keep it so this motherfucker isn’t made happy.

“We are sorry for upsetting you.”

Upsets them even more

If they’re peasant smurfs, would they be “smerfs?” 🤔