bucket list

☑ “accidentally” send Steffie in Legal jerkoff video
☑ quit job and watch soaps all day
☐ bungee jump naked, send Steffie video lol

I can understand (meaning have heard of) not enforcing certificate expirations, but who let’s just anybody set their system date?

Huh, that reminds me I haven’t had Pirate Booty in a long time, at least a couple years. I used to love that stuff! [looks for wallet and keys]

…if you know what I mean, nudge nudge, wink wink.

Avoiding hackneyed terms would literally be a Game Changer!

Sorry but you don’t get to have something you do be “relatable” after you’ve tried to end somebody’s career over a milder version of it.

Y’all, ah’m worried about the Beava.

We’ll be back with more US government right after these messages!

Changnesia is REAL!!!