Lovable Sidekick

Careful, men - those guys are packing!

So will these drones be paid for by a gun sales tax or will they just cut more social services?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?

Rick, could you stop by my office when you get a sec?

/wrings hands, mutters “bwaa-ha-haaa”

just fyi - the US national debt is $36 trillion. That’s about $110 million per American. So hey folks, what say we all chip in and get that thing paid off!

But wait, we could just make the billionaires pay it! Sorry no, the combined net worth of all 900-ish billionaires in America is less than $7 trillion. That’s how deep in debt this country is.

Man Takes Stolen Boat on Joyride Dressed As Doctor

Oh yeah it’s very exciting. In 2024 a vaccine that targeted glioblastoma, an especially nasty brain cancer with an almost zero survival rate. The vaccine mimics certain aspects of tumor cells, triggering a fast, vigorous immune response that attacks the actual tumor. Encouraged by the results, they’ve somehow generalized the vaccine over the past year to stimulate an immune response to cancer cells in general. Immunological therapy is totally different from chemo or radiation, and a generalized approach is vastly different from what the whole field has been doing for decades. Very promising.

On the same day this came out, University of Florida scientists announced a possible new treatment for cancer - not a type of cancer, ALL cancers. It works by stimulating the immune system to kill the tumor, and it’s based on a treatment for glioblastoma that had highly successful human trials last year. Hard to believe these same two developments both came out of the nutbin of Florida.

I always knew Roughneck McGee would meet a tragic end. Ironically he wasn’t even wearing his BIG necklace.

Terry Crews’ character in Idiocracy was non-satirically a better President at this point.

See you on the Other Side.

Mine! Mine! Mine!

If chimps ever take over the world and have a space program they’ll send grass to Uranus.

Grass in the butt!

“Don’t call me Shirley!”

Thing is, why does it matter if something exists that hydrates you better than water? Water is abundant and practically free - at least orders of magnitude more free than any marginally better substitute. You don’t need a precise and refined strategic hydration strategy. When you get thirsty just drink some water, you’ll be fine.

edit: yes, this does not cover edge cases like illness or working under very hot conditions

Dilemma: declare war or just keep the state-sponsored terrorism going and pretend to be a civilized country?