We don’t “heil” in school… Yet.

The youth are famously reasonable about complying with stupid rules. (This is sarcasm.)

The EPA’s announcement on Wednesday that it would find the narrowest possible definition of the word “water” for regulatory purposes was just one of dozens of ways it plans to attack environmental protections during Trump’s second term in office. Supposedly meant to spark some sort of “Great American Comeback,” these actions would mainly bring back an era of poisoned skies and waters while hurting the very economy they’re supposed to help.

Holy fuck. How is anyone supposed to treat that as anything other than open class warfare? This doesn’t even have the decency pretend to give a shit.

It’s mind boggling.

Are they all sterile? Are their children all absolute abominable pieces of shit who they deeply hate? Are they simply sociopaths? Or they’re deluding themselves that their kids and grandkids aren’t going to suffer from this crap as well as mine…

Yes. Elon has a private jet which we can all track through Mastodon, in spite of Elon’s attempts to silence it.

I know you’re joking, but I intend to keep voting hard to put transgender people in every office I can until this bullshit stops.

I’ve encountered phobic senators and drag queens volunteering at my local library, and I know who I trust around my children!

(And in case it’s not 100% obvious, yes, I trust the people I see volunteering at the library over the people squabbling like children in Congress.)

The important thing is that we all should have to be submitted to degrading invasive sex organ checks at the airport. It’s only reasonable that the government know exactly which bits we have and how we use them. (This is sarcasm.)

Keating replied, “You will not continue it with me unless you introduce a duly elected representative the right way.” Self then adjourned the hearing.

Good for him, standing up for a colleage and due process, too.

If the government feels the need to recognize what’s in our pants, the government needs reninded exactly where our boundaries lie.

What’s in my pants is whatever the fuck I tell them is in my pants.

”“I’m not here to fight about bathrooms. I’m here to fight for Delawareans and to bring down costs facing families,” she said."

Fuck yeah. Rock on. I’m sorry she has to face this bullshit, but Delaware is lucky to have her.

Russian gravity does seem unusually politically motivated…

The one redeeming aspect of how Putin constantly makes enemies is that he’ll never ever get to truly relax again.

Humans aren’t capable of keeping track of the number of people he’s harmed badly enough that they may someday do him violence.

He can never let his guard down, and will never be able to trust anyone.

If that man somehow dies peacefully, I’ll buy a lottery ticket the same day, because that would be a whale of a black swan event.

It’s weird to realize I would wait in line for like 45 minutes up piss on Zuckerberg’s grave, should the legal opportunity ever arise.

Just a thought for his next of kin to consider, in due time…