I’m conflicted about learning this. I find it informative, yet very very disturbing.

At first, I thought it was going to be about the start of WW I, given that Franz Ferdinand was assassinated by a serb in what later became Yugoslavia. It seems these are cursed people.

Everything’s a dildo when you’re brave enough

Everything’s a dildo when you’re brave desperately horny enough

sssssuuuuurrrreeee you did. (yes, that was a joke, don’t be offended, plz)

Apparently didn’t have enough cash to buy a butt plug, got creative, and is now forever globally embarrassed (both figuratively, and literally).

Translation: we’re about to attack your ships, but we want you to blame U.K. and Ukraine for it.