It doesn’t even have what plants crave your honor!!!

I was disappointed Cheryl Hines said she would divorce him if he joined up with Trump but they’re still together.

The story gets even more disgusting:

https://deadlinedetroit.com/articles/33083/starkman_michigan-based_meijer_achieves_new_low_in_corporate_inhumanity_with_arrest_of_teen_worker

All the times he talked about how hot he thinks underage girls are probably didn’t help either

According to the article the president offhandedly suggested that a ballroom be built by his company around 15 years ago, and whoever he suggested it to correctly ignored this idiotic idea. So basically he’s going to spend $200 million dollars of tax payer money building a ballroom where one already exists as an act of exceedingly petty revenge because someone hurt his precious delicate feelings over a decade ago.

Seems pretty on brand

Well, it’s pretty clear that this is a way for the DEA to get other people to spread propaganda for them. They know the idea is unpopular so they’re paying children to do their dirty work for them. They know there are at least a million kids on Instagram who will just do this for a free gift card regardless and they’re trying to exploit them.

Also it absolutely reeks of desperation. They’re trying to force a viral movement in the most inorganic and insincere way possible. It’s like if an unpopular teacher offered to pay her students to go around telling their friends about the benefits of doing extra homework.

And it’s worth mentioning one more time, they’re exploiting children to spread their lies.

Yeah, he just literally shit his pants to dodge the draft, and then wrote a song about how much he likes banging 13 year old girls! Both Trump approved activities! He’s good to go!

I suspect that doing this at the restaurant is probably what their real kink is lol