Give us your credit card number Pete and we’ll help you order those pizzas.

Epic confabulation you syphillitic pedophile rapist.

Bigots gonna bigot.

Bigots begat bigots

Evangelical Zionists would have kicked out Mary and Joseph out of that manger cause they were poor brown immigrants.

I nominate Stephen Miller as the sacrifice to the Waymo AI…

Mike Johnson is ready and self-sacrificing to do taste tests to confirm sperm viability.

The Pedo Pooper Presidency

Drumpf was probably wondering why Snoop wasn’t singing YMCA

Is that sarcasm?

Nonetheless, I give him credit for staying married for as long as he did. It’s not like he left his wife while she had cancer.

Wah wah! Baby wanna prize! Wah wah!

FOX calls it sex, we call it SA…

This is called over-engineering the solution

I’d pay for Paddy Limblett to beat the shit of Trump in an octagon.

So butch to be afraid of mine who want to wear dresses and women who want to wear pants.

Well if we’re doing that then:

George Floyd died for our sins thus he was Christ reborn!!!

What a dumbass thing to say.

It’s okay. A surge of viral and bacterial diseases will turn FL into toxic soup.

Is the US Air Force gonna start bombing racist MAGAt Cybertruck owners? I’m all for that.

The Epstein Files are buried where the new stadium is going to be built.

Why does Australia need an Antisemitism envoy???