The Machine God makes no such mistakes, to think as much is merely the weakness of the flesh.

+++ THERE IS NO TRUTH IN FLESH, ONLY BETRAYAL +++

+++ THERE IS NO STRENGTH IN FLESH, ONLY WEAKNESS +++

+++ THERE IS NO CONSTANCY IN FLESH, ONLY DECAY +++

+++ THERE IS NO CERTAINTY IN FLESH BUT DEATH +++

Way to tell us that you’re a toxic partner without telling us you’re a toxic partner.

Just so we are clear, tarring and feathering is an extremely violent act. I’m not arguing against it, but covering someone in molten tar is not non-violent in the slightest. I’m personally all for it.

💕🎉 WE’RE ALL IN HELL! 🎉💕

I’d say it will be fun to point and laugh at them when they are proven to be stupidly wrong, just like every other end of days bullshit, but sadly when it doesn’t work out like they are psychotically convinced it will, you know the whole easter bunny coming back and bringing the righteous armageddon thing, they will just throw the nuclear football and pretend it was all par for the course. We all get to die for their selfish and idiotic faith, neat, huh?

Remember, don’t bother hiding when you hear that the bombs are coming, nothing can save you from the white hot atonement, you’ll have just enough time to make a coffee, pet the cat, and maybe watch an episode of your favorite show. It won’t hurt.

That’s also not how lions work.

I’m just shocked that nobody got shot.

I would argue for the heads, all of them, otherwise you get the Anastasia problem. Take all the toys away and there is nothing to fight about.

Specifically the red eye formula drops. Too much, or the right amount depending on how you look at it, can actually kill a person.

Baby, I’m an anarchist.

So, I was thinking about the Russian aristocracy today…

The modern world has shit writing. Everything is way too on the nose and all the villains are just two dimensional cutouts of over the top bad guys with no subtlety.

I would take Thanos at this point.

One of god’s own.

I’ve just got the bucket going at the moment, but if you think sticking them on will get me out of legal trouble then I’ll get to gluing them to myself. Gonna be a long day.

Oooooh…. Shit…. Could have used this information yesterday….

The food situation has revealed to me the exact same thing that the streaming service situation has, I forgot just how absurdly easy it is to steal shit.

I would like to not exist in this reality any longer, please.

My psychiatrist gave me a prescription for an emotional support Greenland, legally you aren’t even allowed to ask me about it other than if it’s an emotional support Greenland, which it is.