I would take Thanos at this point.

One of god’s own.

I’ve just got the bucket going at the moment, but if you think sticking them on will get me out of legal trouble then I’ll get to gluing them to myself. Gonna be a long day.

Oooooh…. Shit…. Could have used this information yesterday….

The food situation has revealed to me the exact same thing that the streaming service situation has, I forgot just how absurdly easy it is to steal shit.

I would like to not exist in this reality any longer, please.

My psychiatrist gave me a prescription for an emotional support Greenland, legally you aren’t even allowed to ask me about it other than if it’s an emotional support Greenland, which it is.

Can someone kill me, please?

I’m so fucking tired of being governed by god damned jr. high schoolers.

No, they’re not.

This is the man in charge of a multinational public surveillance program taking note of all of our digital activity. A large part of our collective future is in his hands.

We’re so fucked.

Odin cares not for the diarrhea which spews from the maws of such swine.

Fo shizzle.

Like any religion, I guess it depends where you’re looking, I had a buddy in high school who’s family was legitimate believers that were way too into it, which is how i learned about most of it, and that’s how his grampa explained it to me. It’s really cool stuff, on a story telling level, but it’s some wild shit to take as truth. Guess that’s true of any religion, though, but dragons and frost giants really knock it up another notch for me.

Regardless of it being all nonsense, I can’t see that being viewed as an honorable death by Odin, he would definitely call that a cowards tool. It’s not just dying in battle, which he didn’t do, it has to be an honorable battle in the eyes eye of Odin.

Not gonna lie, I kind of love this. I sing this song every time I pull laundry out of the dryer.

Batman Beyond really gave me unreasonable expectations.

I’m so tired of this idiot ass fucking dystopia.

Did you even say thank you?

Everyone knows, that’s not enough, we need to burn every single one of these fuckers down.