

Yikes, even without knowing for certain if someone was literally trying to kill me I’d still be avoiding their cooking after the first 1-2 near death experiences. After that I’d politely throw out anything edible coming from someone I’d suspect of being a terrible cook.
It’s hard to fathom how this guy ate tainted food from the same source four times, maybe he just really hates seeing food go to waste.
Uncle Joey, you missed your cake again! Maybe you’ll make parole next time!