I was confused by the article. I thought oracle was an AI company like openAI or anthropic. But the article said they lease data centers? Like from other companies or to other companies? Reading comprehension isn’t high at the moment, being end of shift of an exhausting night, but can someone ELI5 what exactly it is that they do?
Two tiny pieces of electrical tape will negate that light.
That’s not good enough. You can easily get around such things.
Only locally it’s a bad thing. Nationally, they need those girls waiting tables in diners. How else is someone going to get their nostalgia kick while driving route 66?
There’s no upside in this timeline.
Yeah but this way he can profit more from the same words.
I hear with a nice chianti and some fava beans…
“Google updates Gemini to lower liability risk”
Fuck yeah, patient zero! I was starting to loose hope that zombie apocalypse could beat out climate change, pollution, wealth inequality, and fascism. But it’s back in the race!
Bruh, you weren’t drinking beers, those were glasses of Ayahuasca.
I haven’t teleported since this one time where I immediately got lost and had to ask a dragon for a ride home. I woke up naked on my neighbor’s porch with a tattered ribbon of red silk tied around my penis.
I suspect that this story is linked to the one below somehow…
Oh shit. My days are off because I just got put on third shift lol.
It’s Thursday before a 3 day weekend. This is when they always release news that tanks the stock market. He’s going to announce boots on the ground, I guarantee it.
Too much aerodynamic drag.
Those things clog/shit the bed so easily that I’ve become a master maintainer of them. But that’s pretty much what I did in the army, only with radios.
Haha! You fell into the trap of my nuclear powered hyper bike! I never have to stop! Bwahahaha! Man, I gotta take a dump tho, fr.
“fuck, war didn’t work as well as we thought it would”
Polymarket is one of many direct evidence of the impending fall of society.
Awesome, thank you. That clears up a lot, as I’ve been seeing their name along with the others a lot lately and I had initially thought they were a cloud service when I first heard of em ~4 years ago or so?
Edit: as in cloud originally, that moved into AI.