Fucking scum. Screw them

“It is hoped that the drops could be developed to treat children…”

Woah now

I mean… Trump kind of fits the bill as the false prophet

I’ve hated HP as a company for almost two decades. They still aren’t proving me wrong

Ah, it must be blissful to be so ignorant

Suuuure, Liar

Fuck you too! ;)

That’s just crazy talk

His poor wife

You both misspelled “I have a tiny penis” or “I’m a huge internet troll”

Yo!

I’m feeling large and in charge right now!

“Chef, where can I find the clitoris?”

“Well, Stanley. In this man’s pants is something resembling that”

I wouldn’t even bother going abroad. I’d be too embarrassed

You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons.

Have you seen the morons who go to American churches? I wouldn’t go, but if I was forced to, I wouldn’t go unarmed (especially knowing everyone else was)

What about three-hour films?

Some modern ones are absolute garbage, but some are worth the bladder pain!

Hence my original snarky comment

Having to register a potato is the dumb part.

Totally sensible gun control laws

I’m glad I have my signed (by Margaret Atwood) copy to share with friends and family