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Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Feline sausage roll thief on the prowl in KerikeriEnglish
31·6 days agoSausages made from cats?
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•He accidentally sat on it...English
21·8 days agoIsn’t this old news? Did someone else do this?
Why are French people shoving so much garbage up their asses?
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Nancy Mace's Ex-Staffers Reveal Her Bizarre Tequila and Hotness Rankings DemandsEnglish
41·9 days agoWhat? No. Way.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•ICE agents ate at a Minnesota Mexican restaurant before arresting staffEnglish
1·25 days agoYow! What a scoop!
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Trump says he should receive a separate Nobel Peace Prize for the ‘eight and a quarter’ wars he claims to have solvedEnglish
23·1 month agoJust give it to him. They’re pointless
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•New York teachers stunned to learn some students can’t read time on old clocks after phone ban comes into playEnglish
25·1 month agoYou voted for this, New York! reeeEEE
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•ICE Barbie and ICE Baldy Dance Badly to ‘Ice Ice Baby’ in Cringe NYE VidEnglish
41·1 month agoI’m not even going to look. Also, everything is “caught on camera”. Stop pretending this is novel.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Scientists Graft Human Ear Onto FootEnglish
51·1 month ago“accident”
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•*Permanently Deleted*English
41·2 months agoBuy buy buy!
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•*Permanently Deleted*English
122·2 months agoIs this the new Slammed?
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Tent where Charlie Kirk was murdered recreated at Turning Point convention — for selfiesEnglish
210·2 months agoFinding lumber in the desert? Now that’s torture!
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Home Depot in LA installs noise machines that ‘penetrate bones’ to deter day laborersEnglish
92·2 months agoI’m totally there. Now what
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Home Depot in LA installs noise machines that ‘penetrate bones’ to deter day laborersEnglish
122·2 months agoOk. Now what
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Tent where Charlie Kirk was murdered recreated at Turning Point convention — for selfiesEnglish
337·2 months agoWould you care for some of downvotes?
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Tent where Charlie Kirk was murdered recreated at Turning Point convention — for selfiesEnglish
5163·2 months agoWhy? You go ahead and believe that. No one cares
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Tent where Charlie Kirk was murdered recreated at Turning Point convention — for selfiesEnglish
44·2 months agoYo. Do they charge money for this? Hmmm
“What is my purpose?”
“To suck my farts.”
“Oh my God.”
Note: remove voice capabilities.