Has anyone even seen a dick?

Do I smell a late night talk show?!

I’m all choked up about it.

If Trump wasn’t president we would not know Epstein’s crimes and accomplices.

There’s a New South Dakota?

Even this topic brings out the political divide.

Well this is certainly refreshing. Enjoy your weekend!

It’s ok. They have AIDS drugs now and dudes can’t get pregnant

“What is my purpose?”

“To suck my farts.”

“Oh my God.”

Note: remove voice capabilities.

Awesome!

Sausages made from cats?

Isn’t this old news? Did someone else do this?

Why are French people shoving so much garbage up their asses?

What? No. Way.

Yippee!

kthxby

Yow! What a scoop!

Just give it to him. They’re pointless

You voted for this, New York! reeeEEE

I’m not even going to look. Also, everything is “caught on camera”. Stop pretending this is novel.

“accident”