Or you could replace all your fingers with penis clones and be Edward Penishands

This is called oligarchy, it’s been in the works building up since the days of Prescott Bush and the Business Plot.

I have definitely never sent a text or Signal message to the wrong person or group as well. It’s actually not hard to simply look at the recipient(s) before you compose a message. You even have the opportunity to double-check the message recipient(s) before you hit Send.

I’m gonna be an age-bigot for a moment and say this is mostly a problem for Boomers and Zoomers.

Hey Fellow Kids (Steve Buscemi)

Don’t believe that hype that weed is cool because it’s for fools!