So leave me alone!

Shush. We’re this close to getting them to tax contrails, which would effectively be a tax on jet fuel.

I think I got my references mixed up. Thanks for setting me straight.

You’ve also watched Scrubs?

It’s not his fault. He fell on it.

See? We can have a society in which some people have 10 homes and some have none.

“#BothSides”

If I sincerly thought a single person were capable of bringing down entire civilizations in less than a human lifespan, I would not be taunting them on Twitter.

I for one welcome our new overlord, MacKenzie Scott. Anyone know if she’s interested in adding fascist oligarchies to her list of future conquests?

True, but there are ways to get out pretty easily.

I hope a news outlet has the boldness to run this story after one showing DHS brutality, including the taxpayer costs, and before one about SNAP, healthcare and the shutdown. This administration is well past the point of pissing on Americans while telling them it’s raining.

That’s a really good point. I hope he gets a medal for injury in the line of duty with a big, televised ceremony and lots of sandwich puns.

A salt and buttery with a weapon for mass consumption.

Yeah, off topic, but it really seems like the court system has adapted over time to disincentivize the lower class from serving on juries.

I relish this joke.

Did anyone inform the administration that documentation such as chromosome analysis could be considered to help support or verify eligibility in participating with the human race? Because it seems like they might be a slime mold, based on their integrity and decision-making ability.

The horror. Are the Miller’s okay? Did they survive?

Is no one else worried about creating a horny AI that modeled its concept of consent from porn?

Trump: No! Not like that!

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