Did you vote McConaughey for El Presidente? Be a lot cooler of you did, alright alright alright.

Yes, for we will see no Calibri for those deranged woke liberals destroying America with diversity, equity, and the vilest of them all, inclusion. Instead we will force them to use the bedrock of our conservative type, New Times Roman, a most stately and pious typeface for all of our most treasonous correspon…cough excuse me…our most official certainly not treasonous at all correspondences. Truly this is a most auspicious day for America and a bellwether resolution for our continued cocksuckory.

Get some Bernie!

Look out Doc Wallach AI Suzanne Somers is coming to steal your Tangy Tangerine money!

Is he out there counting?

I think we should keep it and name them all “Hunter Biden Presents (whatever trump named it)”

Do we get roller dogs and fountain drinks at this new Texaco you speak of?

What does China have against Killjoys? I mean it wasn’t the best SyFy show but it wasn’t that bad.

“Everyone but me is crazy bonkers go nuts!”

Is she still around?

The CAPS system had been pretty successful too. I wonder what happened, they couldn’t deploy it. The lever is almost dead center and a little aft of the pilot and copilot seats.

Sounds like something someone who plays with dolls would say.

“It’s not me that’s out of touch, no it is everyone else in Hollywood that’s out of touch. Everyone everywhere outside of Hollywierd is a cock sucking cunt of a coward just like me but I’m the king of the cock sucking cunt cowards. King Ted Cruz the cock suckingest cunt of a caward that ever walked the earth. Hollywood is just out of touch.” - Ted “I used my kids as an excuse for running away like a coward in 21” Cruz

“…I mean, the more they hate on me, the more views I get, and the more money I make.”

I think that pretty much sums up a big part of America’s problem right there lol

That sounds like something an institution that deploys weather weapons would say.

Here you go https://youtu.be/L4QWQiMrGOo

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I watched the video this morning…sure does look like the cop reaches in and drops the pipe. He reaches in with a closed fist then pulls his hand out real fast before he calls everyone’s attention to it then he keeps pointing it out. Then you see them take it away and the raccoon produces a second pipe killing the plant theory lol

This just reinforces my theory that he saw Canadian Bacon at some point last summer.

It is totally just a co-inky-dink that Sandow Lakes Energy is trying to build a new gas power plant in Lee County or that Senate Bill 388 mandates that 50% of any new power generation capacity comes from dispatchable sources like natural gas but not from batteries.