God that article was a horrible read. So for anyone who wants to skip it…

tl;dr: Hackers are using SSL certs from 2012 and changing the unprotected system clock in order to bypass security measures.

People are just too impatient. Don’t they know Trump promised to bring down the prices on his first day back in office? /s

You didn’t see the quote in the above comment that specifically states Teslas don’t have lidar but other brands using it weren’t fooled?

Trump Derangement Syndrome – When you are so infatuated with Dear Leader that you will do anything for him, say anything to defend him, and try your best to be just like him.